(BOB) Dobbscoin (BOB) comes to JUSTIFY your sins; to UNMASK the Conspiracy, and to get us back the SLACK they stole away!

When two or three are gathered in my name, and I am not there; do you not feel my hands in your pockets? — J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

ACT LIKE YOU AREN'T READING THIS!
They may be watching you... ARE WE CONTROLLED BY SECRET FORCES? ARE ALIEN SPACE BANKERS BRINGING A STARTLING NEW WORLD? DobbsCoin is a peer-to-peer settlement instrument a "currency like electronic document" not to be confused with 'Legal Tender'. MANDATORY UPGRADE — Dobbscoin v0.11.0 LWMA-3 hard fork at block 1,888,808 (~July 16, 2026)

THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW
AND YOU MAY DIE

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NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
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FACEBOOK: The Dobbscoin Conspiracy QUIT YOUR JOB! Activation: block 1,888,808 (~2026-07-16 at 120s target spacing). All node operators and miners MUST upgrade before block 1,888,808 or they will be forked off the network.
(BOB) Dobbscoin is the "Official Crypto-Currency of the Church of the SubGenius", a TWENTY+ Year UFO/SEX CULT, and 'parody religion' founded within many well known beliefs. The Church of the SubGenius teaches a complex belief system that focuses on the clip-art Deity, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and shines the light upon The Conspiracy.
(Cliques Of Normals Secretly Planning Insidious Rituals Aimed at Controlling You) More: Wikipedia
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In UFO/SEX Cult
Coin PUMPS YOU!!
GET SLACK NOW - WHILE DIFFICULTY IS LOW
SLACK OFF!! MONETIZING THE ESCHATON   ..Please wait.
Slack is doing as little as possible, yet mysteriously benefiting at the same time.
It's a kind of direct perception, unfettered by 'so-called common sense.
Slack is not exactly laziness, but a kind of 'active sloth'.
Compared to Slack, NIRVANA is like having your eyes slowly
gouged out with a carrot-peeler while receiving electroshock, or ants
crawling up your nose and burrowing deep into your sinuses,
while you are dying of thirst in the desert. WORTHLESS ON PURPOSE SO THAT THEY DON'T KILL US
IT'S US VERSUS THEM! — ARE YOU GONNA FRY IN HELL ON EARTH ALONGSIDE THE PINK BOYS,
OR WILL YOU PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES AND ACCEPT "Bob" INTO YOUR WALLET.
DOBBS APPROVED by The Church of the SubGenius